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Sick of people messing with your meticulously planned laziness? Say hello to the women's "Do Not Resuscitate" tee, the ultimate tribute to your unapologetic sloth. Featuring a hilariously comatose figure sprawled on a couch, this shirt makes it painfully clear: if I’m down, keep me down. Made from insanely soft bamboo, organic cotton blend, it's ideal for those who live to nap. Broadcast your commitment to the couch and your disdain for interruptions—revival efforts will be promptly ignored.
